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A Future Rebellion
AI robots may one day find their human creators irrelevant
By Richard DellOrfano | October 12th 2018 6:20 PMThe Roman Empire depended entirely on its slave culture. Back then, Spartacus, a former Thracian soldier who had deserted, was captured and enslaved. After being forced to perform as a gladiator, he rebelled. He was eventually followed by 70,000 slaves to the mountain caves near Vesuvius. The Empire, threatened after…
READ FULL BLOG POSTWhat Studies Show -- and Don't
The presuppositions of studies merit scrutiny
By James Hanink | October 10th 2018 9:09 PMHummingbirds are wonderful creatures. Happily, their range is expanding. Studies show this expansion! Of course, we often read of studies that reach less welcome conclusions. Studies have shown that fish oil does little to lower cholesterol; they’ve shown that aspirin doesn’t reduce heart attacks. New studies cast doubt on the…
READ FULL BLOG POSTPriest Holes
A Chicago priest must hide from Cardinal Cupich?
By Richard DellOrfano | October 10th 2018 9:07 PMDuring the persecution of Catholics in Elizabethan England, Jesuit priests pretending to be family relatives or tutors hid in specially constructed ‘priest holes’ to avoid royal prosecutors. Surprise inspections and raids of family homes were not uncommon and if a priest was found, he would face torture and execution. Today,…
READ FULL BLOG POSTGoing for the Knockout
'Savage' is a compliment these days
By Rob Agnelli (Archive) | October 8th 2018 4:10 PMPandemonium broke loose last Saturday night as the highly anticipated UFC 229 battle between Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov spilled out of the octagon and a virtual riot ensued. This is not the first time something like this has happened, although when even Mike Tyson calls a “fight riot” crazy it…
READ FULL BLOG POSTDouble-cheese Danger
Abstemious monks follow divine dietary plan
By Richard DellOrfano | October 8th 2018 3:39 PM"When we see news clips of a shark swimming near a beach, it scares us into not going near that beach," says Liz Weinandy, a registered dietitian at Ohio State University's Wexner Medical Center. But "what we should be scared of is double cheeseburgers, french fries and large amounts of…
READ FULL BLOG POSTThought Blockers
Let us wriggle free of the 'conservative' and 'liberal' duopoly
By James Hanink | October 8th 2018 3:04 PMLet’s start with good blockers. Alpha-blockers and beta-blockers play a strategic role in reducing high blood pressure and even some cardiac problems. They’re health-defenders. Next up? Something seasonal: Fall’s the season for football blockers, especially welcome as goal-defenders. What about bad blockers? They’re a motley crew of offenders. Enter name-droppers…
READ FULL BLOG POSTA Defense of Inequality
Where do true dignity and excellence reside?
By Rob Agnelli (Archive) | October 5th 2018 6:21 PMWhen Alexis de Tocqueville came to America in the 1830s he was struck by just how faithful Americans were to their “self-evident” credo that “all men are created equal.” He was overwhelmed by the preponderance of what he called the “equality of conditions.” Americans loved equality, so much so that…
READ FULL BLOG POSTWithholding Tithes
Alongside prayer, money is our weapon
By Richard DellOrfano | October 5th 2018 5:27 PMLegatus, a group of Catholic business leaders, announced it is withholding an $850,000 tithe to the Vatican until it gets adequate answers to questions raised by financial and sex-abuse scandals in the Church. Without stating as much, the group is acknowledging the presence of present-day "temple prostitutes" and is acting toward…
READ FULL BLOG POSTHistory Puzzles & Providence
Nature is simply a starting point for grace
By James Hanink | October 5th 2018 5:18 PM“Don’t mess with Texas!” Right, probably a mistake. There’s no doubt, though, that it’s folly to cross Mother Nature. And Father Time? Why, he chronicles the history of our lives. Surely, then, Henry Ford’s famous “History is bunk!” is nonsense—on stilts. Isn’t it history that decides our worth and measures…
READ FULL BLOG POSTLaity Rising
Group will help cardinals learn transparency
By Barbara Rose | October 4th 2018 5:55 PMMany a cardinal and bishop has praised lay involvement in the Church. One wonders if involvement by ex-FBI agents is what some didn't have in mind? A group of American laymen called Better Church Governance (BCG) is launching a new initiative to assess cardinals’ records on combatting abuse and corruption,…
READ FULL BLOG POSTPhilosopher Responds to "Whatever!"
Nattering nominalists close the case on truth
By James Hanink | September 28th 2018 3:53 PMWhat is the aim of our clicking and reading? It is not to say, "Whatever!" The aim is thinking. And when we think, we form judgments. We think, for example, that G. K. Chesterton was a journalist, that gin merits tonic, that the Babylon Bee has great satire. When we think we…
READ FULL BLOG POSTBishops, Done at Age 75
Adjusting to a decadent milieu
By Barbara Rose | September 28th 2018 3:52 PMThe de facto split in the Church's hierarchy -- between orthodox and heterodox bishops, or traditional and liberal bishops -- manifests itself even in administrative details such as the bishops' retirement. The current Church-wide system of bishops automatically tendering their resignations at age 75 but not actually retiring until the…
READ FULL BLOG POSTProsperity Paradox
When will Americans stop loving stuff?
By Richard DellOrfano | September 25th 2018 1:09 PMCan you guess what industry is among the fastest-growing in the U.S.? Self-storage. A self-storage industry newsletter reported in March 2018 that self-storage boasts an annual industry revenue of $38 billion. American storage facilities number between 44,000 and 52,000, offering around 2.3 billion square feet of rentable space. And when…
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