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The News You May Have Missed: December 2024

Victim or the Crime?... Under the Golden Arches... Banking to Death... Be Brief, Be Gone... Heritage Hunters... Old Mintage from the New World... and more

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Ersatz Exorcists... Aged to Putrefaction... Your Thoughts Are Your Own... The Naked Eye... A Different Dover... See-Through You... and more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2024

Justice for the Prayer Warrior... District of Crime... Bone of Contention... Cloudy with a Chance of… Fish Feud... Big League Faith... and more

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Religion of Terror... Husker Heaven... Gravitas in a Bikini?... Avenger’s Endgame... Desperately Seeking Exposure... The Happy Humanoid... more

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Swiftie Service... Go Woke, Go Broke — Methodist Edition... Vegan About-Face... Sign of Safety... A Fine Kettle of Fish... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2024

Solar Ecumenism... Cicadapocalypse... Harvard’s Human Hockshop... Undergraduate Matchmaker... I Contain Multitudes... He Lucked Out... and more

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To Jupiter & Beyond... Ratting Out the Cops... Extreme Nasal Congestion... My Mom, the Criminal Mastermind... Processed-Meat Projectiles... and more

The News You May Have Missed: April 2024

Sins of the Fathers... Jim & Tammy Faye Jr... Out of Comptrol... Chip in the Ol’ Block... GPT Glitch... Throwaway Culture... and more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2024

Method of Inclusivity... Undergraduate Hitman... Rat Town, Down Under... Trash Champs... A Fitting Accommodation?... Wondrous Words... more

The News You May Have Missed: January-February 2024

Hindu Hoodwinkers... A Cure Worse than the Disease... Thanking the Gods... Nana’s National Treasure... and more

The News You May Have Missed: December 2023

As the Deity Dillydallies... Magic in the Air... Sky High... Upchuck Upcharge... Night of the Living Dish... Artcrime... Wreck & Run... and more

The News You May Have Missed: November 2023

Poor Rich Folk... Hole in the (Great) Wall... Say Hello to Our Little Friends... Artificial Liberal Intelligence... What, Where & Wyeth... and more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2023

Legally Binding Emoji... Bible Bilker... Cheatbots... RoboMaestro... Death-Defying Voyage... Eiffel Hijinks... Tombstone Treats... and more

The News You May Have Missed: September 2023

Artificial Intercession... Impersonator Christi... Icky Chicken... Simian Surprise... Princess Bride... Marine Menace... Highway to Hel... and more

The News You May Have Missed: July-August 2023

International Health Leader?... Black-Market Body Shop... Backpacking Heat... Phone Drain... Serial Fatherhood... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2023

Perceiving the Ptolemaic Past... Wed by a Weiner... Counterfeit Champagne?... Getting Ramen Right... Adding a Cubit to One’s Stature... and more

The News You May Have Missed: May 2023

Vanity Unmasked... The Color of Money... Against Anglo-Americanese... Whale Wails... The Troll Master... Gimme Five... and more

The News You May Have Missed: April 2023

Contrarian Credo... Daddy’s Warbucks... Big Blow to the Blow Biz... Iberian Exposure... iPrescience... Nine Going on 18... The Genetic Jackpot... and more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2023

American Idol... Immoral Imports... Prayercrime... Great Scotts... Hair Supply... Melodic Deterrent... Cash Dethroned... and more

The News You May Have Missed: December 2022

The Lagoon Gets Personal... Denim Discovery... Eau de Elon... Paddling the Pacific... Nosy Nanny State... Bee Gone With Ye!... Caught Red-Tongued... and more

The News You May Have Missed: November 2022

Pronoun Prisoner... Corpse Composting in California... Final Frontier... Finger-Lickin’ Gross... Honey Coma... A Page from History... and more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2022

A Diet with Worms... What’s in Your Water?... Feast Like a Feline... Piggie Pop... Worth Its Weight in Beer... Victims of the Algorithm... and more

The News You May Have Missed: September 2022

Still the Chaplain... Just Ducky... Goodbye, Guidestones... The Rich Man for the Job... Paging Bond, James Bond... OB Baby Boom... and more

The News You May Have Missed: July-August 2022

Produce Progeny or Pay Up!... Death Imitates Art... Outlaw for Life... Mushroom Clouds on the Moon... Still She Smirks... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2022

Diversity Dummies... Dissecting for Dollars... Pay with the Hand... Fangs for Your Service... Hello, Dolly... Robodog in the Ruins... and more

The News You May Have Missed: May 2022

Rock of Rages... Sinful States of America... The OG NFT... Hospitality for Houseplants... Moods in the Mud... Missing the Point... and more

The News You May Have Missed: April 2022

The Other Ottawa... Stuck in Zhengzhou Again... The Scent of Spuds... Bezos’s Big Big Boat... An Act of Joy, an Act of Justice... and more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2022

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Return of the Festive Fire... Maus Trap... Burning Off the Big Macs... Tiny Treasure... Friendly Neighborhood Artwork... Four Score & One... and more

The News You May Have Missed: January-February 2022

Offensive to Offenders... Your Money for God’s Time... Scandinavian Slumber Party... Musk Memorabilia... and more

The News You May Have Missed: December 2021

Inadvertent Invasion... Sorcerer’s Lament... Eye for Destruction... Louse Got Your Tongue... Pig Man on Campus... Hippo Sapiens... and more

The News You May Have Missed: November 2021

Pledging Allegiance... No Horsing Around... The Heights of Relaxation... Meat in a Minute... A King’s Ransom... Too Cute for the Can... and more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2021

Faking Diversity... Let Them Auction Cake... Chicken-Scratch Gaffe... A Bigger Slice of Pi... Electric Snake... dryPhone... and more

The News You May Have Missed: September 2021

Proud Polygamist... Bye Bye, Blue Law... Fish Food... Seasonal Delicacy... Kinda Cheesy... eGads!... Nouveau Farming... and more

The News You May Have Missed: July-August 2021

Belgian Border Blunder... One Man’s Compost Fence Is Another Man’s Poop Wall... Unhappy Meal... Worker Bees... Living Nightmare... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2021

Raising the Stake-Umms... Stop Pot Hate... The Naked Public Servant... Family Affair... Facebook Bots Ban French Town... Alaskan Winged Bandits... and more

The News You May Have Missed: May 2021

Presidential Indignities... Misogynist Minister... Succulent Smuggler... Escalating in Place... The Loudest Month... The Mona Lisa of Tweets... more

The News You May Have Missed: April 2021

Cough Crime... Can o’ Corona... Rethinking Her Ink... Roller Squad... Hard to Stomach... Mystery of the Mad Man... and more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2021

Paying for Private... The Longest Layover... Scout Skirmish... Sasquatch Season... Feel-Good Food... Righteous Thief... Your 2021 Banished Words... and more

The News You May Have Missed: January-February 2021

Defund for Thee, but Not for Me... Pork Policy... Waste Water into Waste Wine... Scorpion King... Office Pajama Party... and more

The News You May Have Missed: December 2020

Run, Baby, Run... Surprise! You’re Dead... The Black Death... Make Me Famous... Christmas Classic... A Mask by Any Other Name... Follow the Science, They Say... and more

The News You May Have Missed: November 2020

Divine Intervention... (Bud) Light My Fire... High Above 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue... Lincoln’s Lock... I Left My Heart in Verviers... Come Fly with Me... and more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2020

Choppy Theology... Keeping Up Appearances... Corona Bling... Down Memory Lane... State Blood-Sucker... Saved by the Belly... Lantern-Like Loos... and more

The News You May Have Missed: September 2020

False Flag... Local Hero... Bread & Circuses NYC... Treasure Hunt... Monkey Business... Talk to the Glove... Double Donors... and more

The News You May Have Missed: July-August 2020

Serial Liar... Helpful Cocaine Hippos... Corona Robodog... Faceless Criminals... Melon Heads... Roll Out the Cakes... His Ninth Life... Dining with Dummies... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2020

Words to Die By... Indecent Exposure... Ignore It & Maybe It Will Go Away... Shell Game... Eat It to Beat It... Going Solo... and more

The News You May Have Missed: May 2020

Van Gone... St. Corona... Pot Prize... Stripped & Exiled... I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bug Butter... The Books Brits Buy... Leap for Joy... and more

The News You May Have Missed: April 2020

Gaming the Grid... Automated Climate Denial... Smell the Bacon... Groundbot Day?... Swiss Mistake... Surgery Self-Serenade... more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2020

The End Is (Not) Near... The Pressures of Plant Parenthood... Her Majesty’s Psychic Service... Cash Stash... Big Ben Bong... Like the Dewfall... and more

The News You May Have Missed: January-February 2020

The Taste of Haute Art... Cry of the City Slicker... Robot Outsourcing... Escalator Blues... Busted by Pigs... Very Wrong Number... and more

The News You May Have Missed: December 2019

Full of eGrace... Worker Bots... Love in the Air... Spongy Tool of Imperialism... Secret Assignment... Saving Your Skin... Tree-mendous Patience... and more

The News You May Have Missed: November 2019

Botanical Absolution... Prayer of the Pasta Pastor... Where Have All the Italians Gone?... Curbing the Auto Population... I Fought the Law... more

The News You May Have Missed: October 2019

Anglican Antics... Fairest of Them All... Grammarian-in-Chief... Weathering the Swarm... For Better or Woof... Bye Bye, Blighty... The Kids Just Wanna Vlog... more

The News You May Have Missed: September 2019

Have Gun, Will Travel... Doggie Detox... The Bards of Berkeley... Stranger than Fiction... High-Bandwidth Brain Boost... The Tamale Thief... No Biz like Shoe Biz... Shame for Sale... and more

The News You May Have Missed: July-August 2019

The Cost of Persistent Chaos... And You Shall Call His Name… Communists Have Feelings Too... Outside the Lines... Unto Dirt You Shall Return... Funny Money... Back to Beer... Beer Black Market... By the Seats of Their Pants... Woolly Schoolmates... and more

The News You May Have Missed: June 2019

The Real MacKay... Leg in the Clouds... Eye of the Bee Holder... Hey, Mr. Jellybean Man... Teenage Tasteland... Wish I Were Here... and more

The News You May Have Missed: May 2019

Plowing Ahead... The Few, the Proud, the Dysphoric... Bad News Bot... Cheeky Championship... Modern-Day Jonah... The Scarf or the Lash... Red Eats... Music to My Mouth... A Gourd o’ Joe... Haunted Highboy... Student Body of One... Agnostic Cosmologist... One Step Ahead... A Birthday to Remember... The Earth Opened Its Mouth (Num. 26:10)

The News You May Have Missed: April 2019

Get Behind Me, Debtor... Gone to the Dogs... I Duvet Thee Wed... Meat Market... Homework Helper... “An Elegant Weapon for a More Civilized Age”... Bridge over Tainted Waters... Early Bird Special... and more

The News You May Have Missed: March 2019

Cooler Heads... A Serving of Sacrilege... Stuck in the Craw... The Sound of Crickets... Moral Victories... Real Waitrons of Budapest… and more

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What Would Jesus Drive?... Reprieve for the Atheist Minister... Sinead O’Muslim... Nothing but a Number?... Not Your Tranny Granny... You May Now Kiss the Hologram... Scouts’ Dishonor... The Young & the Voteless... A Child Shall Lead Them... King’s Crossing... Get Your Grub On... The Essence of Cockroach... Eggsploitation... How the Mighty Have Fallen... more

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Church vs. State... Million-Dollar Prank... Moon over Manchuria... Drive, She Said... Sh**ty by the Bay... Scrapegoats... The Chip Is in the Mail... Stamped Out... Nobody but Your Selfie to Blame... Cookie Monstrosity... Droning It In... and more

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A Brief History of Women in the Marines... ’Till Fortnite Do Us Part... His Knickers in a Bunch... All You Can’t Eat... Go Small or Go Home — or Both... Tyrannosaurus Towers... Algorithm as Artist... and more

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These Aren’t the Zebras You’re Looking For... Life Imitates Bart... PepsiCo’s Plastophobia... See Me Pee in Gay Paree... A Star Is Reborn... Cuddlier Cops... Compassion by Compulsion... Not Too Old to Rock ‘n’ Roll... Sex & the Ciudad... Cold Dogs... Milk of Human Creation... Californias on My Mind... Tiny Transportation... Twin Brides for Twin Brothers

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Burgers Are Forever... Drink Like an Egyptian... Hot Mama of Exiles... Killer Candidate... Dead Man Balking... Caught Red-Handed... Messi Divorce ... more

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Info Dump... Ring of Masculine Purity... TV Is Such a Drag... The Avenging Angel's Anomaly... The Gospel According to MAGA... Rain of Error... Robo Creep of Terminal B... A Dressing Down... Date Night with the Dine-&-Dasher... Critical Error... Waxing about Dignity... No Horsing Around... and more

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Making Money off Marx... In the Way of Jesus... Finally, a Solution to Generation Snowflake's Chicken Anxiety... Death by Fossil Fuel... Protein of the Future... Rockin' Down the Highway... The Lighter Side of Pergolesi... Headwear in the Hideaway... Fit to Be Ty'd... Fear the Reaper... and more

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Thy Rods of Iron, They Comfort Me... Got It Bad, I've Been Shot by Teacher... Driverless Crime... Cold Contempt... Gym Jesus... Wal-Marriage... The Sexual Revolution at Disney... and more

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The Helpful Hacker... Beauteous Army... Don't Be Mine... Face Masks of the Future... Kiddie Couture... The German Sandal War... Attached to My Attaché Case... Quelling the Rebel Yell... Manson's Murderabilia... Inclusivity's Inherent Exclusivity... Farewell to Sofia's Favorite Father... and more

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What Osama Watched... Red Devil... Getting Over the Hump... Drunk Droning... Leaving the Left Coast... Pizza Antidote... Instrument of Torture, Object of Desire... Mutually Assured Cybercide... and more

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Eat & Run... Fear the Preacher... Congratulations, It's a Cyborg... Science for Sale... Higher Learning... Lord of the Lost Luggage... and more

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The Funeral Crasher... Land of 1,000 Bans... Finger Violation... Toasting the Toe... Tossed Cookies... The King & (Jed)i... Traffic Jam... Islamic Fun Barbie... All the Rage... High-Stakes Gamble... Revenge of the Sewer Creature... Vocabulary Revivalism... and more

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A Web of His Own Making... Bikkhu Bot... Suicide Droid... Vendor Bender... A Little Dab'll Do Ya... No Clowning... American Haute Cuisine... Burger Madness... To E or Not to E?... Pod People... No Chicken for Falcons Fans... I Wish I Wasn't in Dixie... The Color of Chaos... and more

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The Church of Casual... Jesus Christ, Extremist... He Doesn't Want to Hear It... Purging the Puritans... If War Is Hell… Republican Transenator... Pooh-Poohing Winnie... Prostration of the Press... Sun, Fun & Fascism... and more

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Amphibian Crucifixion... Female Fatwa... Building a Better Bride... The Meth Monk of Myanmar... Bannèd Be Thy Name, Parts I & II... Filthy Fashion for the Filthy Rich... A Peaceful Death... Face Up to Racism... If You Speak English, You Are Sexist... and more

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The Prophet Motive... Haute Couture's "Non Serviam"... Presidential Dejection... Rutgers's Road Rager... TJ Not PC... All Is Vanity (Plates)... Moroccan Cover-Up... Deep Doo-Doo... All in the Family... Flight of the Goats... and more

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What Price a Punch in the Face?... Blast from the Past... Sixty Tons of Political Pressure... Paging Dr. Pepper... Hot Dogma... Shedding in Style... Writer's Remorse... Seeing the Real You... Generation Gap, Saudi Style... Marlowe Makes It Big... and more

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Motivating the Workforce... Fanning the Pits... The Latest Craze... Fatwa No. 21,758 Revisited... What Britons Believe... Hair of the Head of State... Detainment of the Press... Exorcising Fido... Green Cremations... and more

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White Out... I Do Tree Wed... The Eyeglasses of the Beholder... Naked Noshing in Nippon... Flame-Broiled Reward... Protein Politics... A Mayor's Worst Nightmare... Digging for Respect... Monumental Buzz Kill... and more

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Noshes for Nudists... Love at First Whiff... Peace Advocate Advocates War... Certified Kosher Cannabis... Law Soup... Let It Flow... Favorite Replacements... An Ancient Human Dream... Beware the Epitaph... and more

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Marrying Me... Jihad Jokester... The Perils of Praying on a Plane... Six-Year-Old Activists... Mourning in America... Trump Supporters Need Not Apply... Chalk Intimidation... The Fall of Western Civ... A Blind Racist on the Bench?... and more

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Transsexual Jesus, the Play... Facebook Offenders... The Price of Prayer... The Cost of Clean Air... Word War on Women... Brotherhood of the Beard... Paging Doogie Howser... Bacon Break-in... Zodiac Candidate

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Crossed Out... Switch Kickers... What Makes #Ahmed Tick?... A Loud Song Unto the Lord... Barker's Biblical Blunder... Wrong Again, Skip to My Lou... One Man's Trash... Inclusion Confusion... The Wedding Feast

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Fr. Bimbi's Baby Bonus... Losing Streak... He Who "Conquered Rome"... Fly-by Exorcism... How Far Is too Far?... Battle of the Flags... You Only Pope Once... Fowl Language... Invasion of the Drones... Leftovers... more

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TENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

Tenth Anniversary "Top Ten": New txtament... Soul for Sale... Nixing the "X"... Inflatable Church... Banned in Birmingham... and more

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Pallbearers & Pole Dancers... A Safe Space for Genderfluid Scouts... Disarming Directive... Your Tax Dollars at Work... Polo for the Electronic Age... Crappy Mottos... Respect the Pigs!... Elephants!... Snakes!... Nearer My Mom to Thee

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Woman Gives Birth to Her Own Grandson... All that Glitters... Feeding the Shepherd... The Almighty Dollar... A Nation of Atheists?... Back to Preschool... Games People Play... Pass the Foie Gras... Killing the Messenger

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It's Alive!... Looking for a Unicorn... Norsemen of the Apocalypse... Protestant Humor... Gender Bullies... What's in a Name?... If Your Left Hand Causes You to Sin… Muslim Ladies' Night... Move Over, Judge Judy

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Social-Media Emergency... Catholic No More... Online in the Pews... King's Ransom... No Nut for You... LGBTs DQ'd... For Sale: Blue Skies... Arresting Cuisine at The Clink... Exorcising Bolshevism... Erotic Snowman

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The Privileges of Paid Membership... Wings & a Prayer... Church of St. Ronald?... Holy Cross Dressing... Angling for Providence... Jesus of Philadelphia... Legal Lightweights... Blessings from Jeff Bezos... Your 2014 Word of the Year

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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet... Harder Than It Looks... Fun with Crystal Meth... Calling All Purple Penguins... Wasting Time at College... Loving the Christmas Creep... Bride for a Day, Groom Not Included... Three-Minute Mourning... more

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ISIS's Identity Crisis... Swing to the Lord... Marriage: For the Dogs... Cell-Phone Gridlock... FIBA Foul... Fight-Like-a-Girl Club... WTF Barbie... Take Up Your Mattress & Follow Me... Parisian Justice?

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A Laughing Matter... The Shortcomings of Tall Men... Are You Smarter than an Atheist?... Crowd-Surfing the Messiah... Sacred Heart's Strange Bedfellows... The Bible: Banished in Britain... Reykjavik's Rocky Road Work... Constitutional Right to Shack Up... Proving Negatives in Malta

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Preferential Option, Berkeley-Style... Canadian Catholic Accommodationism... Jihad for the Fair Sex... Disunited Methodists... Changing Clothes... Archie, the New Gay Martyr... Canon Law: Unpopular in Rochester... Setting a Good Example?... Bad Luck, Giant Duck

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The Company We Keep... Alienation Nation... The Army's Humanist Victory... Fixing God's Mistakes?... America's Own Bling Bishop... Swearing Off... Awful but Lawful... Asian Malaise

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Pope Francis, Accidental F-Bomber... Hijacking Jesus' Name... New York's God & Gun Club... I Don't Confess!... Baptism Washes Away Sin — & Sinner... Noah a No-No in Indonesia

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